Love is like pi: natural, irrational, and very important.

Lisa Hoffman.

Did you just say that?

Each year I find myself in situations where people say things that really deserve to be written down. Kind of like Mr Dixon's amazing quote wall. Therefore, last year I decided to make a quote page in the back of my school planner. It provided me with lots of amusement, and never failed to make me laugh and so I did it again this year. Please enjoy the following quotes from Year 2009/10 :)

Some of these may not make sense out of context, or that may be the exact reason they were funny.
Also, if you think of anymore that I forgot to write down/ran out of room for, please comment them below!

Gemma: I'm a Yedi.
Mr Reader: Y'know if you share headphones you get ear germs? Aston: Ewwww!
Mrs Commons: Wassup!
*Irish accent* potatoes
Gemma: Look it's a Z for Unicorn (yes, she was being completely sincere)
Gemma: (To Nikkita) Oh get you Mr Read...I mean Mrs Reader
Gemma: No drugs are as good as being with your friends :')
Mrs Commons: Use it or lose it babyyy!
Mrs Commons: That's why I'm an economist - I don't like washing up.
Mr Bennett: They are in a...*insignificant mumble - slams door* :O
Gemma: (Constantly to the baseball tune) Maths, maths, maths, maths, maths, maths, maths.....
...maths, maths, maths....*Chinese voice* Sue Hunterrrrr!
...maths, maths, maths...*deep voice* Mr Readerrrrr!
Shani: What cattle as in elephants?
Mr Higbee: Shade means Oh damage
Mrs Commons: Nomi-nominal...Anumanum do do dododo
Camilla: Nikkita, what's in your sandwich? Gemma: Indian stuff. Camilla: Everything from India in that sandwich?
Jess: Condemn?! Like kill people?!
Lauren: Wouldn't it be funny if we were all like Voldemort?
Mr Reader: (whilst explaining moments) I'm just having a moment :')
Lena: The number 51 is haunting me. If I ever get murdered and you somehow have to investigate it, the number 51 is the place to start!
Gemma: I learn from my steaks.
Gemma: (In her dream) Try my radius ;)
Camilla: I'm not usually a violent person but I did actually push her books off the table.
Dad: I just want a cup of bloody coffee!
Mum: I need to plug in my phug.
Dad: (Whilst watch the film 'Orphan' *SPOILER ALERT*) I bet she's 34 or something. Doctor: She's actually 33. Aston: Oh my god!! That's brilliant!!
Gemma: Are you calling Aston Jesus? Aston, get against the wall I am going to nail you.
Mum: What are you a tank?! Taylor: What, a fish tank?
Mr Hawley: Good News - you have me. Bad news - you have a test.
Lena: Do we have...the woman? The pregnant one?
Jennifer: He was served on a plate.
Random sixth former to Mr Reader: You should check out my flashcards ;) Reader: I don't know what to say to that.
Jennifer: You can share his umbrella...ella ella eh eh eh.
Mr Reader: That's why I did physics at degree, because I'm 'ard.
Gemma: I'm ageing rapidly. Alice: You're an Asian rapper?!
Mr Reader: I can't or I'll have to eat myself. (So random)
Jess: (After hearing a loud noise overhead) Murh, probably just a bomb. (It turned out to be the red arrows :'))
Megan: So, the three little pigs went to a restaurant and the first one ordered....food, like sausages or something. No, wait! He can't order sausages as they're pork!
Jennifer: My uncle Gerry...*continues with story*...no wait, his name isn't Gerry it's Eric!
Jack from BYC: (After being told to say something average about yourself) Hi I'm Jack, and I have a goat.
Matt: I got offered guns.

Thank you to everyone who contributed to these quotes. Please continue to say random things, talk out of context and speak before you think :)

If you want more laughs, take a look at Mr Dixon's Quote Wall: http://www.mrdixonsquotewall.co.uk/
I'm going to miss him :')